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Everyone who is saying the goldfish is his best friend, you're all idiots. He said the goldfish was his "closest" friend, as in it's a friend and it's literally close to him because it's in his room! Read carefully before you make stupid comments.
Well it was stupid of you to be that scared in the first place. But if this really happened, then three things are true: 1. You are a loser. 2. Your mom is probably a loser too. 3. Fortune tellers can sometimes be right.
At least it was only a goldfish and not one of your human friends.
I'm sorry your closest friend was a fish.
@108: Thank you. IT'S nice to the the whole world isn't retarded.
I say YDI for going to a bloody "fortune teller". What a load of crap.
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Fortune tellers are full of BS. & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:
A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.