By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 795
You deserved it 60 003

Same thing different taste

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Fortune tellers are full of BS. & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

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Cg3780byoch 0

i agree with # 1, and lol #113 ...btw its not that much of an FML that ur goldfish died but that ur goldfish was one of ur closest friends lol dork

Everyone who is saying the goldfish is his best friend, you're all idiots. He said the goldfish was his "closest" friend, as in it's a friend and it's literally close to him because it's in his room! Read carefully before you make stupid comments.

Well it was stupid of you to be that scared in the first place. But if this really happened, then three things are true: 1. You are a loser. 2. Your mom is probably a loser too. 3. Fortune tellers can sometimes be right.

sportsnut 0

poor fish, but WHY is a fish your closest friend?

lolthatsasucker 0

how could u forget to feed ur fish?!

At least it was only a goldfish and not one of your human friends.

I'm sorry your closest friend was a fish.

@108: Thank you. IT'S nice to the the whole world isn't retarded.

I say YDI for going to a bloody "fortune teller". What a load of crap.