Love: Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize...

By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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Sunday 2 August 2009 12:04

shouldve threw popcorn at them

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:10

That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

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Syldoran 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:14

Why is everybody trying to tear this guy a new one for being whiny? Maybe he doesn't like dating and doesn't feel the need for a girlfriend. Maybe he simply didn't realize that he was going to become the fifth wheel because his friends had dates and felt that making out, for some reason, was a better idea than watching the movie that they paid for. It's not necessarily his fault that his friends decided to screw around and shove him off to the side for it. I think he kinda has the right to complain if he intended to spend time with friends and wound up being ignored. Rant aside, I feel for ya, OP. I hate going places with friends and their significant others because a lot of the time, I get ignored, even if they aren't making out or something and even if I'm friends with them both. It can get annoying quickly.

newguy12 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:54

in the words of Hyde from that 70's show... You wouldn't be complaining if you had a tongue down your throat, so find a tongue man!

purple990 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:22

go to a movie to watch it if you aint got a date oh well

shostakovich 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:26

It appears you did not fully receive the message in my post. Try harder.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:21

i feel your pain, i had to go bowling with two couples:(

Cramps_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:46

When you get older couples will actually go to the theatre to watch the movie. Stupid kids.

dumped_over_WoW 0

Monday 3 August 2009 0:53

Awwwww poor thing i feel your pain but i agree next time popcorn them :P

CaptainPat 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:01

dude, its vermont, im sure there were plenty of other cows available.

Brittanii 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:05

y would u go to the movies Witt. friends if theyy. all have dates nd u dntt... you shouldve knownn itt. was gonna be a boo luvvinn sessionn!!

crazybear16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

Some friends, let that have happened to me. I would cursing their asses out! Then I'd bring my bf to the movies with them and make out right in between all of them. Show their asses it aint cool to not let you know somethin like that.