By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Spicy
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

Comments

zakkcarter 7

Some freind dude. Theres plenty of fish in sea, just get another girl. Condolence high five bro....

Damn man. What a dirty *****. That's ******.

I would have beat the shit out of my "friend", and then go off on the bitch and make her think I was gonna beat the shit of her two. After that, you take her in the car and drop her off downtown after taking her money and phone and let the city have at her.

theonlysweetpea 10

By the time I'd get done beating the hell out of him with her, the whole theater would applaud like it's the end of a great movie.

It would have been better if she was also giving you a handy at the same time.

Good thing you caught now Rather than later mate!:) your better off without the dirty wench.

Good thing you caught now Rather than later mate!:) your better off without the dirty wench.

noisebox 1

Don't you hate liars, you have poured butter on them in the crotch area, what goes around comes around...

Why the **** would they do that right on front of you? -_- SMH. Hope you ditch those dumb *****!