By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Spicy
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 804
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Same thing different taste

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Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

Comments

Can you reword hand Job to a tuggy sounds a lot better.

What type of "spill" did she claim to be mopping up inside his pants?

If this happened to me then well, two words for ya buddy. 'life' 'sentence' .

Rocky007 15

Doesn't matter, someone had sex.

Ugh...don't tell me you guys were sharing popcorn.

sharod101 5

Should've beat his ass. There's bro code for a reason and he broke the golden rule. And I'm glad you got rid of her ***** ass. Better off finding a new girl to give you handjobs in the movie theatre and still willing to go dutch on popcorn.

token_blackguy 18
ChubbyNicki 6