Love: Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months....

By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 14/08/2021 17:00 - Turkey - Eskisehir

Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML

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Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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blueandred 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:18

My grandmother did this to someone once!

polico_wolf 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:46

"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"

Comments

7cheer7 5

Thursday 6 February 2014 4:09

maybe she forgot her seat No. ，u should walk her to the washroom together：）

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:34

Why did she even go with you then if she was just going to get up and leave?

lord_meloetta 20

Saturday 14 June 2014 4:18

Was it at least a good movie?

ABFMLer 2

Thursday 31 July 2014 2:42

Very sad. Did you try the "yawn/grab her boob" move too early?

rgriff27 19

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:43

Haven't you heard, sheep are baaaad news when it comes to thievery.

LifeTrolls 16

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:46

You havent seen the movie Kangaroo Jack, have you...

fandomoftheopera 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:49

Baaad luck

O_B_A_M_A 15

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:49

That's a baaad deal

O_B_A_M_A 15

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:51

I knew it was gonna end up being baaaaad

rshweky 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:54

You just got conned by a sheep. Congrats.

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