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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Sunday 9 December 2012 9:58

Looks like you got the boot.

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:01

Boom, headshot.

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 9 December 2012 12:12

"I hate it when my shoe breaks off." - Barbie

Sarow_96 13

Sunday 9 December 2012 13:13

LMFAO LITERALLY poor OP <3 <3

pradip 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 15:42

"LMFAO literally?" Now I'm trying to picture it in my mind.

andiewithlove 21

Sunday 9 December 2012 16:06

"So what brings you in today?" "Well Doc.....I laughed so hard my butt fell off." "Uh.....wut?"

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 9 December 2012 13:27

OP, that sucks.....don't lose your sense of humor. Am I the only one who's thinking FYL for the chick who kicked the heel?!

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Sunday 9 December 2012 13:42

Offer to trade it back for a lap dance.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 9 December 2012 13:58

This reminds me of the time my dog was going after my dad's Big Mac. He gave her a little shove in the behind, his flip flop flew off about 10 feet in the air, came down and landed in my mom's drink.

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 14:19

After the show, you should run around yelling. "I must find her, I must find her" while holding the shoe in the air. Then make every girl, that is not her, try on the shoe to see if it fits. When you finally come to her and the shoe fits yell " My princess." and take a bow. You're probably not going to do this, but it would be funny if you did.