By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
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brrrx 0

YDI for being the definition of a facebook stalker.

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for being a Facebook creeper.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Must agree. It's one thing to have a poster or two. One thing to know the names, and be up-to-date on the band's general status. .... Quite another to track down every bit of information, all personal pages, interviews, pictures, etc, you can get your mits on.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you suck all of them off anyway, or are you not really their biggest fan?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Everyone knows anal is the way to prove one's true fandom

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Nightfallz 0

creeper is a villan on scooby doo. why don't you face reality and call yourself a stalker.

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the_manly_arts 0

Well that doesn't seem so bad. It actually seems like a good conversation starter if you somehow joke around it

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zapskimmer 0

number 7...allmidnighteyes...Let me start with this...**** YOU. If you hate brokeNCYDE you are probly a typical american ******* redneck asshole retard bitch ******. I hate your guts. at least spell the ******* name right! its brokeNCYDE!!! BC13 motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!

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sundossa 0

And plus your spelling and grammar is terrible. L33t Speak and Abbrv can GTFO!

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slasher29 0

calm down 21. and i think William0090 is just trying to aggrivate you. anyway, typical americans are known to have a short and explosive temper.

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lifeislife_fml 0

Yeah, brokeNCYDE ("spelled" it right, omg) isn't exactly a respected, quality band. If I was a fan of them, I'd be ashamed to be included in a fanbase with you. Then again, a lot of the scene kids who listen to brokeNCYDE are just like you.

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allmidnighteyes 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ 21 Oh, you WOULD **** me, wouldn't you? Shut the **** up; Brokencyde suck, and your post only supports how stupid they and their fans are. - Alan ♥♥♥ You'll be in my dreams baby-boo ;D

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halliewouldyoutu 0

someone needs a happy meal... and a reality check.

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missedwidow 5

Dude, I like heavy metal and emo music but brokencyde ******* suck.

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Seriously stop being immature ***** and just deal with that shit. People have opinions. Respect that, without the aggressive hate

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plexico 3

Bands thrive on having hordes of adoring fans. They are total, narcissistic attention ******. What the **** did you do to become the "creeper?" Did you send them a bottle of your urine and some empties to fill with their piss and return to you? Did you sacrifice some small woodland creatures at the altar of the shrine you built to the band? Did you offer them your orifices for their sexual pleasure or just storing stuff? I gots ta know!

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madasahatter 0

Well at least it means they read their stuff!

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...she turns the right of your plow she stands out in a crowd just play my favorite song the one that goes "yee haw" everybody's singing along to the rhythm of the music on a neon night wanting and wishing they could hold her tight Hotter than a hundred degrees ya i don't know for certain but i think that girl is flirtin' with me..." Then he recognized you as the stalker, and tried avoid you while you were flirtin' with him

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kacie13 1

I imagined it was country band singing that for some reason haha :p

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Uhm, its more like an actual normal comment instead of singing. though putting my own lyrics at the end is a good idea :) i shall do that sometimes now. And i have no them song YET, but if i did, it could be "one in every crowd" by montgomery gentry, or i could make up my own. BETTER IDEA! everyone here who read this and is good at making theme songs, make one up and message me. Try to keep it around 5-6 lines. If i get one good enough, i shall end my lyric-posts with it, and give you credit on the first time i post it, as well as on my profile and it is a country band- Jason Blaine

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

haha, im likin that. i just need my own theme song to finish it! send them in people!

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MichixLuvsxU 0

Atleast you met your favorite band! And that they know who you are, even if you are a creeper. hahahaha. But I guess you did deserve it. :)

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DogFun 0

I pretty much know all the information about my favorite bands. It's because it's pretty interesting information. Unless you are too stupid to remember a few simple facts or keep up to date on interviews, it really isn't hard to keep up with the band. The band probably has a fanbase of like 4 people.

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