By veggieluver - 16/01/2013 00:58 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
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YUNOFML 16

FYL for being found out and having to terminate the operation.

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FastidiousPear 6

Op, you deserved it for serving tasteless cauliflower over the greatest vegetable of all: Broccoli.

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Sandsh8rk 36

OP better be Russian his ass away from his grandfather!

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chunkalicious 7

Commie bastards, all y'all. This is 'Murica.

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chunkalicious 7

Hehehe, psst, hey, Patrick. What's funnier than 24?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sorry, comment denied It would only work if 54 was 24 or 25

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YUNOFML 16

FYL for being found out and having to terminate the operation.

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Charmillionaire 13

....I'll bet veggieluver isn't even her real NAME.

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lukep135 6

I heard that failing disguised operations in Russia can have some severe punishments. Gl OP

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oj101 33

In Soviet Russia, broccoli is white.

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NeatNit 32

Actually it's more of a YDI. How could you blow your cover? Pay for your mistakes.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Should've just told him it was an albino broccoli... :-)

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igive 29

Then he would have accused her of being a Russian scientist.

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theslimshadylp 6

You better sleep with one eye open. Gramps just might try to be an American hero and kill the Russian spy.

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TylerBurden 21

In Russia everyone is a spy but in america my friends everyone is a superhero.

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hisgirlherboy 5

50, learn to grammar.

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sayyestothedress 24

-76 I think YOU should learn your grammar. You should have said: "try to use a higher level if vocabulary"

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cliffibom 15

Kgb making white broccoli since the 20th century

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Geneside 8

Russian spy's they steal the colour off your broccoli!

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Pyapi 20

Yes, it was Bunnicula! Cutest vampire story I ever read :P

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NotGabe 28

I thought the whole Russian spy thing with the elderly was just a myth... Guess not.

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dead247 13

So when we get old and kids like you are around they will think 9/11 was a myth to.

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imavelociraptor 6

Who believes that 9/11 was a myth??? We all watched it happen. The twin towers are gone. We know who did it... People died... My dad helped the morgue gather the bodies and identify people and stuff, i think. He was an officer there at the time... Really?!??

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TheDrifter 23

Don't get too far down that road. The theories are based in a vehement hate for George Bush, Dick Cheney and the values system they represent. Political arguments never end well on fml.

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Catkam623 27

There's video footage of the planes crashing as idiotic as George bush was theres no way you can dispute the fact that al-queda hijacked four planes and crashed them into the pentagon, twin towers, and a field.

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DanielleinDC 33

Some people believe there were bombs in the towers and that the planes crashing into them was a cover to excuse their collapse. But that doesn't explain the planes that hit the Pentagon and crashed into the field in Pennsylvania. I'm no scientist, but I have every reason to believe that it was structural failure that brought the towers down. And if GWB and Cheney were guilty of anything, it's negligence.

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SonOfAMitch 14

I could imagine OP diving under the table shouting 'The target has found out about Mission: Cauliflower! Abort abort!'

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jogihoppa8343 23

someone must have shoved a bottle of vodka on his ass and consequently he lost his mind..

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mistercrow 9

Well your comment seems to tell me it's not him who lost his mind here....

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jogihoppa8343 23

o really..but how is that possible, OP has never mentioned about you i guess... lolz

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Shenanigans9 8

13 does some some sense, of a little obscure. Putting alcohol up your ass can lead to it going straight into your blood stream, bypassing your liver. This gets you immediately drunk, and can be fatal.

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