Geek: Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time...

By sister of an angry nerd - 23/12/2015 06:09

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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Thematical

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By djxerxes9000 - 08/02/2013 02:56 - Canada

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 12:39

Some people don't deserve access to Sci-fi, or fantasy for that matter. Everyone has thoughts about how unlikely parts are in films, but keep them to yourself, at least until the film is over

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 23 December 2015 12:46

I went to see the Jurassic World movie with some friends and their friends, one of my friends friends got so fed up with the inaccuracy of it, he throws the popcorn on the ground.

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RyuuChi93 1

Wednesday 23 December 2015 18:24

Is your friend Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

HylianWarrior 21

Wednesday 23 December 2015 18:42

He missed the real problem with the movie, that they pretty much just recycled the plot of IV. It was still good, but still, it would have been nice if they would be more original than a bigger death star.

Thasnoxi 8

Thursday 31 December 2015 22:26

Well to be honest this one destroys multiple planets at once... That's pretty badass.

apcsox 18

Wednesday 23 December 2015 18:59

Star Wars is technically considered fantasy more than science fiction.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:21

Being former military, it can be difficult not to scoff at certain scenes in military-themed movies. But if I'm in a theater, I do the right thing and shut my ***** up until the film concludes.

rabid_otaku 29

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:22

IT'S IN A GALEXY FAR FAR AWAY WHERE SCIENCE IS DIFFERENT

Medikid123 16

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:26

My cousin did the exact same thing except after the movie was over.... Thank god!

GokuSS400 18

Wednesday 23 December 2015 20:19

Well…time to disown your brother

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 23 December 2015 20:34

Did you kick him out of the seat? That would have driven me nuts for nearly three hours.

ko051598 20

Wednesday 23 December 2015 21:03

That sucks, the worst part is when people put there feet up behind your seat that your sitting in and all you smell is disgusting sweaty socks the whole entire movie