I have that same Gaara chibi pic on my iPod!! 8D

Thanks for making me laugh like a mentally I'll patient in public Perdix, thank-you very much.

You're most welcome. Just hand around your iPhone (the one that "corrects" ill to I'll, even when you want ill) to all within earshot and they will admire your discriminating taste in high comedy.

Perdix, that would have been a great thing to do, but I am now at home. I'm sure the people I was with at the time would have been delighted to be let in on my discriminative taste. I didn't even notice that I'll slip in past me, how reckless of me.

Would you two just kiss already.

Some of us are just genetically cursed with piss-poor coordination. Our bodies respond to every threat with "FLAIL!!! UNCONTROLLABLY! RIGHT NOW! LIKE AN EPILEPTIC BREAKDANCER! ON A MAGIC FINGERS BED!!" I blame my mom for not putting me in ballet. I could've overcome my genetic disability, like that lady born with no legs and half a torso who still grew up to be a successful mom zipping to and from soccer practice on her skateboard. I could've been a prima donna ballerina dancing The Nutcraker on public television every Christmas, with an ironic personal record of "zero nuts cracked" by now, but no. She thought things like "healthy food" and "shoes that fit" were more important.

Silly mums and their emphases on food and shelter. I fell down the stairs once carrying a baby and I developed catlike reflexes mid-air so I landed on my back and cushioned the baby's fall. Any other time, I'm a flailer and a failure.

I dunno if the ballet would've helped, Jane -- I took ballet as a child and I'm still a spaz.

No, she was closer to sterilizing him.