By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML
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rd_less_traveled tells us more.

rd_less_traveled 1

hey everyone. I'm the ball kicker. To clear up a few things. 1-how i kicked his balls: My foot was halfway off the ground and i was bumped into causing me to stumble and landing my foot in his crotch. 2-why he went to the e.r: I was wearing steel toe boots (hindsight, not a good idea. but i had to go to work after class and i drop things on my feet alot and i work in a storage area. shit is heavy) 3-why i couldn't stop myself from kicking him: I have no answer for this. It was a horrible moment and I have yet to stop saying sorry. 4-how he is doing: there was no major damage to the actual testicles, but his inner thigh is bruised. In other words, he's fine. 5-he does forgive me and we went our first date the other night. and 6-about the asshole who ran into me: karma. thanks for all the advice, comments and other stuff that was said. Some of you guys are hilarious and it makes me feel better for the horrible incident.

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Radtastic 9

haha maybe he could be your girlfriend now

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Degrastic 0

Gooaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!!

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glambert1998 0

that bites balls.LITTERALY.idk ow to spell it

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blahfreakinblah 0

truly though... LOL!! thats hilarious!! (prolly not from his point of view)

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GLOCKMAMA 0

Apologize & offer 2 kiss it & make it better. U still win!

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rd_less_traveled 1

hey everyone. I'm the ball kicker. To clear up a few things. 1-how i kicked his balls: My foot was halfway off the ground and i was bumped into causing me to stumble and landing my foot in his crotch. 2-why he went to the e.r: I was wearing steel toe boots (hindsight, not a good idea. but i had to go to work after class and i drop things on my feet alot and i work in a storage area. shit is heavy) 3-why i couldn't stop myself from kicking him: I have no answer for this. It was a horrible moment and I have yet to stop saying sorry. 4-how he is doing: there was no major damage to the actual testicles, but his inner thigh is bruised. In other words, he's fine. 5-he does forgive me and we went our first date the other night. and 6-about the asshole who ran into me: karma. thanks for all the advice, comments and other stuff that was said. Some of you guys are hilarious and it makes me feel better for the horrible incident.

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Ugi 26

Hope it worked out - that's a pretty brutal ice-breaker, but a cool "how we met" story if you become a permanent item!

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sarah17xx_fml 10

sorry OP, your crush might stay 10 feet away from you after he recovered....lol

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Masift 21

actually, the OP posted more details and she said that he's ok and they actually went on their first date

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BuhxritNAYY 5

tell him you can kiss it better and maybe he will forgive you, and realize you said it because you like him :D

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