By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML
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rd_less_traveled tells us more.

rd_less_traveled 1

hey everyone. I'm the ball kicker. To clear up a few things. 1-how i kicked his balls: My foot was halfway off the ground and i was bumped into causing me to stumble and landing my foot in his crotch. 2-why he went to the e.r: I was wearing steel toe boots (hindsight, not a good idea. but i had to go to work after class and i drop things on my feet alot and i work in a storage area. shit is heavy) 3-why i couldn't stop myself from kicking him: I have no answer for this. It was a horrible moment and I have yet to stop saying sorry. 4-how he is doing: there was no major damage to the actual testicles, but his inner thigh is bruised. In other words, he's fine. 5-he does forgive me and we went our first date the other night. and 6-about the asshole who ran into me: karma. thanks for all the advice, comments and other stuff that was said. Some of you guys are hilarious and it makes me feel better for the horrible incident.

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cool #18 has been removed. I look like I'm talking to myself.

I don't get it pls reply to me explaining what's happining

mountiansnow 0

if some1 trips u usuly fall forward not hav ur foot fly up

This is more of an FHL, don't you think? :)

Pretty smooth OP. He'll be all over you now.

lol just tell him you can make it feel better ;)

thrice643 7

haha well then I guess he better haul balls to the ER then!...oh wait..

If you play your cards right, this will be the story you'll tell your kids and grandkids.

It's having the kids that might be the issue!

bre_zip_it_up13 11

if you tripped how you fell forwards in order to kick him. do you mean someone knocked you down to fall BACKWARDS n yourleg went up and kicked him

Worrdog 0

How hard did you kick him in the crotch? How overly sensitive are his balls? Sounds like you have a crush on a major pusscake. The ER for a sack shot? Really? You two deserve eachother.