By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 15:21 - Norway - Trondheim

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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Pretended not to know what it was? "What is this? I'm going to have to show this foreign object to the sniffer dogs, it could contain drugs." That could have been even more embarrassing.

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streetriots 9

My girlfriend is flying out of town tomorrow. Must do this.

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Leasha3 14

Hate to say it but that really is hilarious haha

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AngrySailor 17

Gotta make sure your girl is taken care of while you're apart! Good move BF, good move.

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JenkJenks 6

But if she is wearing the handcuffs, then who is "taking care" of her with the *****?

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challan 19

69- perhaps the fireman that comes to unlock her? *note to self- file this fantasy for later.

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challan 19

That's my kind of air marshall. Arrest me officer!

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Narcisse_fml 25

Haven't you been warned never to leave your bags unattended when flying?

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olpally 32

That's hilarious!!! Lol. Sounds like your bf is Quagmire! Giggity :D

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Fas4wd 13

Lol. I feel for you but that was a good one. I may try it.

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Enslaved 36

That's pretty darn funny! Did he want you to join a new type of Mile High Club without him? :P Wondering if TSA would allow somebody to keep such items? Sounds like a huge ***** could be-- in the weapons' department. :O

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ironichalibut 24

If the ***** didn't raise a red flag, then the fuzzy handcuffs would.

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BlackRogue 8

... I just pictured a lady losing her shit on an airplane, knocking out the flight attendants and threatening the pilots with a giant sex toy LOL

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mokielove 10

I get the *****, make sure you don't do anything your not supposed to. but the hand cuffs. I'm not sure bout that.

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klorehore 24

Surprise him right back with those items in the middle of the night once you're back :D

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askullnamedbilly 33

'Surprise' him with a ***** and cuffs in the dark? That actually sounds pretty terrifying.

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toughchick14 15

I can tell your boyfriend is super mature (sarcasm). Sorry OP.

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bamagrl410 31

I'd be pissed if my boyfriend did that to me. Not only is it embarrassing, but the last thing anyone needs is a reason for the TSA to be in their business - even if it's only something of this nature. And before anyone starts, yes I know this FML is not in the US and therefore they don't have the TSA. Which is why I said if it happened to ME.

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Enslaved 36

32, I understand this type of prank/joke isn't for everyone. (I feel that way about couples that smash wedding cake in each others' faces. Unfunny and it better not happen to me!) But to each their own. I gathered this was just the goofy type of relationship the OP probably has with her BF.(:

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suckmyclock 11

wow. I really can't tell you were being sarcastic. thanks for the reminder!

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Reaper1984 13

36, I must agree these jokes are not for everyone. There are many couples out there that enjoy playing pranks on each other. As a matter of fact, I know a couple who plays extreme jokes on each other, and they get pretty crazy with it sometimes

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