By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
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Filitov 0

You were probably just outside for TOO long. Everything has to be in moderation.

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Squinklies 1

I hear ya, girl.. Being white sucks sometimes :/.

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tommygun93 2

Well im glad most people realize it is not the same season throughout the globe. However Its kind of a bummer not many people commented like "dumbass! how can you get a sunburn in winter!?" because i was looking forward to shooting em' down right away.

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poopystick 0

it's not summer, where in the world do you live where it's warm enough to go to the beach right now?

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Cinn_fml 22

The FML says where the OP is from (unless the Apps are different). Also, it's been explained further up. You also have access to the internet, which explains these kind of things if you haven't learnt them in school.

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cerealninja 0

That's happened to me before. it sucks

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KingZant 0

ah, I feel your pain. last time I went to the beach I got nicely cooked so I had to spend 3 out of 7 days there indoors. :|

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QueenslandPanda 1

I'm a redhead, I'm as white as a sheet, and I live in Queensland!! I think about going outside and I burn... But I feel your pain

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melliemoo17 6

Hahaha and I thought I was pale fyl.

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Burning65 5

Omfg this is hilarious considering I earlier watched an episode if south park where cartman gives a report on gingers and how their skin is so pale they can't go outside.

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FatMan23 10

Hey, my skin is so pale you can see my veins & vessels so...... it could be worse.

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BritLass 15

Oh that sucks! I'm pale too and no matter how much Sun Cream I plaster on my skin, I always burn :/ (:

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