Transportation: Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over...

By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By ouagadougou - 24/02/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:18

For a moment there I read it as "elevator."

lebronesque73091 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:14

Learn to drive before you take the test.

Comments

Bluemonster3 26

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:36

I thought it said elevator at first o_o

patadair 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:58

Finish the story.... Did you pass??? Dont leave us hanging!!!!

maddiewoah 15

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:10

OP... why did you even bother starting the car before they got in it with you? I dunno how your test goes, but mine started with them checking the turn signals, headlights, all that good stuff... which doesn't require changing the gears at all. I dunno.. I almost hit a curb during my test (while looking over my shoulder to switch lanes) so I wasn't perfect either, obviously.. but damn.

taytaylal 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:43

Glad you failed. I dont want to be driving and get killed by bad drivers like you.

Natas9680 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:10

Did you pass?

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:00

How does this happen?!?! When I took my test the car was off until he got in. Plus if the car is on. It should be in Park with the Parking Break on. You don't deserve a license if that's how you are going to drive.

Brainspoil 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 12:24

Is op asian? If so, the evaluator deserved it for taking the risk.

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:48

Don't feel too bad. The first test I took for my license, I backed into the car next to me... never even got to take the car out to test it... LOL. Just keep your cool, it will be ok.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:17

Wow, good to know women aren't the only bad drivers on the road. And I'm a woman, so that's saying something. I'm guessing you failed the test, thank God because I don't want to be sharing the road with idiot drivers like you.