By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Same thing different taste

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it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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hey, why is this a fml, it's free milk;).. JOOKES

So? Sometimes you lactate, it's a normal thing. Even guys lactate sometimes.

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This is possible because she couldve had a hysterical pregnancy or somethin where ur body takes on the processes of being pregnant, but ur not.

At least u don't have to share your free milk in the morning,

That can happen if you are going through puberty, even if you are a male, nothing to worry about(i assume you are going through puberty)

i was about to have a crack at you but im not a complete ass hole so i checked it out and your correct! that is the strangest thing ive heard for a while! teenage boys lactating! **** that