By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 641
You deserved it 4 764

Same thing different taste

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it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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obviously either you or someone else has been playing with your breasts too much. I read in a magazine once that if you touch your breasts too much they'll start producing milk.

elysium20 0

Your body is telling you, you should get knocked up...see turn that frown upside down

you should sell your breast milk.. I've heard a numerous moms that cant produce milk from their breast would buy it.. why not sell it.. since you don't have a child of your own

Just don't lean over anyone's bowl of dry cereal, wouldn't want them getting used to the convenience. Seriously though, that's bollocks. I hope that gets fixed.

yeah supposedly that can happen if your partner has been sucking on your breasts a lot... like about 2 months time approximately.