Health: Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer...

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Gemini gang - 27/07/2019 04:04

Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML

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By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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tomhofer 14

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

That's depressing

Animekid126 13

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

What a good boyfriend

Comments

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Monday 13 January 2014 18:52

is anybody else having flashbacks to Matilda "YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE!"

unforgiven1993 7

Monday 13 January 2014 18:55

that's pretty funny

BunnyStar 14

Monday 13 January 2014 19:20

Mmm, chocolate cake

xxtankgirlxx 5

Monday 13 January 2014 19:21

I laughed so f*#@ing hard when i read this, Thank you for sharing your misfortune.

french_vulpix 19

Monday 13 January 2014 19:25

I know your pain! Dark chocolate was my favorite, but then I found out I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine. It's been over a year now since I've had chocolate. Eat lots of caramel and butterscotch OP.

Fotch2013 4

Monday 13 January 2014 19:39

he's a keeper

cdawgtate 9

Monday 13 January 2014 19:41

I like him already

mryoung702 7

Monday 13 January 2014 20:05

ydi because toy could have walked away

Luffy1992 2

Monday 13 January 2014 20:24

Chocolate is not a food. It's a treat to be eaten once in a while. Food implies you would become full from eating. If your eating chocolate like food there's a reason your doctor said you can't eat chocolate..... YOUR F"@king FAT!