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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Gemini gang - 27/07/2019 04:04

Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML

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By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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tomhofer 14

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

That's depressing

Animekid126 13

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

What a good boyfriend

Comments

Altoniel 1

Tuesday 14 January 2014 10:51

You should have smashed his face into the cake. That would have been pretty funny

vibernum 17

Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:22

Why can't you have chocolate? Is it the soy (used as an emulsifier) or the cocoa bean itself?

mrteapot 4

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:16

Chocolate cake count as food?

toxicfishwaffle 3

Tuesday 14 January 2014 16:24

Your boyfriend ate a whole cake?

figures101 5

Tuesday 14 January 2014 19:48

Like a boss

snazzily 2

Tuesday 14 January 2014 19:58

maybe he will get diabetes from this, forget to take his insulin one day and go into a diabetic coma. which you could then have sex with his best friend on top of his comatose body

Federgirl 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:19

what a jerk!

takeittoem 8

Wednesday 15 January 2014 18:59

Well, your boyfriend is either (1) a funny dude, or (2) a psychopath who has literally no empathy and enjoys other people's suffering for kicks. I'm going to go with (1), and say both of you were laughing during this experience. Although your life still sucks since you can't eat chocolate.