By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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Animekid126 13

What a good boyfriend

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coolkid3454 8

I don't suppose he did an evil laugh while doing so, did he?

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Daydreamer4466 6

And then I'd punch him right in the balls.

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JMichael 25

Remember OP, karma is a bitch.

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krissajulia 7

Someone should invent stuff that taste like chocolate but it's not

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perdix 29

Wait, he took one for the team and sacrificed his waistline just to protect the OP from deadly poison, and he kept food from going to waste? I'm nominating him for the Nobel Prize in Awesomeness!

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neonstarr 15

Food mourning time! Better to go without than to be sick, but dick move bf.

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omgomgomg_NO 13

and you didn't leave the room because.....??

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perdix 29

Polishing off existing cake: cool Bring in new chocolate cake: uncool.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I play this drinking game where I take a shot whenever I click on an FML that you didn't comment on. I never actually get to drink.

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