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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:04

At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

SoreThroat 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

Comments

breeezyvee 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:56

uhhm. don't leave your zipper down.. otherwise though it's not that big of a deal ..

ladiesman14 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:58

lol helen i wonder if shes a Virgin too . any time i see a hot girl, i look at face, boobs, mons pubis, and butt in that order. and i try to focus and find something attractive if shes not a 10 

breeezyvee 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:58

what are you , 5? Virginia. not much funny bout it.

Jen11 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:22

Yum

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:32

Your reply? "I know. Come into the bathroom and I'll do yours."

whataloadofbull 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 10:27

Should have flirted with him more... Duh. Or pressed his hand on it erotically, rubbing it all over your crotch.

tropicthunder 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:10

Ive always wonderd why girl jeans have zippers lol

whataloadofbull 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:03

i wonder why you wonder about girls wearing jeans with zippers.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:10

Don't be so confident? Is that really your advice?

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:33

Of course, there is the observation of how and why he noticed your predicament in the first place. *chuckles*

omg2funny 1

Friday 8 January 2010 13:10

Why is this an FML moment? You would've wanted the jeans off anyway.. & if he was indeed looking at your crotch, it shows he was scanning you very carefully, which he wouldn't have done if he was not interested in you... you had a great start.. you could've said something like: You've seen mine, now show me yours.. Its cheezy, but I'm sure would've worked..