By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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fearfulsymmetry 1

I honestly don't know how you weren't able to tell a random man from your husband. ALSO, since when is it professional behavior to start kissing up on your husband at his place of work? I highly doubt his superior would be okay with that sort of behavior. Control yourself and wait until you're in a more appropriate(possibly private) setting.

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notsoluckypup 12

ppl around me actualy laughd wen I told tht one...nice one OP :-D

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athos1237 4

I bet he knew you weren't his wife. How do you not know your hubby.

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perdix 29

Did you do a reach-around to his produce aisle? Cucumber and grapes are in season. You may have stopped loving it when you realized it wasn't your husband, but I can tell you, he didn't.

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10_4Franky 0

Awesome! Should've checked his meat aisle instead. Sausage and Italian meatballs are 1/2 off.

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tylermyer 0

predix your comments make me so happy lol reply back or something keep postin I'm pretty sure many people enjoy them !!!

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BadKitty13 28

HEHEHEHEHE ! Damn that was smooth. You just better hope Hubby didn't see that ! LOL ! :p

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danielle25 15

SCORE! Really? You can't differentiate your husband from a random guy? Woow you must love each other a LOT.

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DocBastard 38

If I had a dime for every time I mistook another woman for my wife on purpose... Um, nevermind.

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mad_hatter0666 22

lol!!!!!!! thats funny!

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amerwin 3

You surprise your "husband" with kisses on the neck? That's weak. Go big or go home. Next time, try and give him some creamy khakis without anybody noticing.

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shootingstar13 0

lmfao... dis has to be the funniest shxt ever... wat if yu would have grabbed his balls n started caresing him... Grozzzz and lame dat udk ur owwwn husband... did yu husband see??? o_O *lmao*

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jakeisawake 3

O shxt duh waye u b typn iz fukn ludacris... Please, spare us from future comments written by you.

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