By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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fearfulsymmetry 1

I honestly don't know how you weren't able to tell a random man from your husband. ALSO, since when is it professional behavior to start kissing up on your husband at his place of work? I highly doubt his superior would be okay with that sort of behavior. Control yourself and wait until you're in a more appropriate(possibly private) setting.

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julian1122 0

wow....your husband works at a grocery store....you know you're high class when :P

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karmaslave 5

It's honest work. Better than living off mommy and daddy like you.

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victory101 0

Srry meant to thumbs downn it's a lot better than nothing

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Man Rule #1) No man at any time is allowed to yell " rape," unless that man is in a prison shower, cornered by other inmates.

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jakeisawake 3

That's just ******* retarded. You really can't tell the difference between some random guy and your husband? I'm sure the guy wasn't standing and staring straight in front of him; he had to move at some point indicating that he wasn't your husband. I think you are a horny harlot that wanted to put your tongue on the first guy you saw.

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Autoshot 9

Absolutely. You get no pity from us, *****.

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Kawaiichan42 3

How do you make that kind of mistake? Sure, it's more difficult to identify people from behind, but one would think if you're going to start making out with someone, you'd make sure it's the correct person. Also, there are better ways to surprise your husband at work than making out with him. There's a time and place for everything, and where your husband works, while he's on the clock is not the appropriate time/place for that.

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