By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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LightningLadyy 0

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

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sirdolittle 0

Better not send him shop for groceries ... wait ... maybe that's exactly what he hoped for by doing this, the lazy bastard ! And, it's not even a bad plan ! Weird, though ... 

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fadingaway 17

**** whoever buys the bread he put back's life.

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Shorty_Shaza 5

You're suppose to "Speak your mind" If you don't have anything to say, don't comment

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hotchick90037 3

haha that just put a funny image in my head!!

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aback 4

What an interesting time you'll have!

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viewtcs 0

Although it seem humorous, I would say be careful of him. Maybe he was joking but also he could be crude.

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badgirl90987 9

he's prob trying to lighten things up and make a few giggles. being serious all the time can take affect on you. have some fun :)

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PurpleWaffles 2

Well did you end up feeling it?

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BAWSSS 0

Well, at least he rubbed it all over his body and not over yours?

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sikkar 0

I'm afraid he's gonna ask to feel you too at some point. Buy a taser, or a gun.

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