Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making...

By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Rekt

By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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Rubenesque33 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:25

Just try not to be so ugly

rukusrazor 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:35

Want to meet a guy? Pretend your top feel off at a party. You want to work out? Go to a gym, don't **** where you sweat. She's obviously trolling for some moose-headed douche-nozzle.

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babble 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:35

Why is everyone assuming that "extra effort to look good" = makeup?

ammali 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:51

Maybe she's just used to saying that to everybody, since I'm thinking nobody actually KNOWS they are going to get their pic taken ahead of time.

Failzoid 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:02

Wow. ..Well. at least you know the people at the gym are going to take care of you?

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:43

the point of going to the gym is to work out and get sweaty. wearing makeup to the gym is pointless. its like wearing makeup to the beach.

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:47

the point of going to the gym is to work out and get sweaty. wearing makeup to the gym is pointless. its like wearing makeup to the beach.

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:32

Oh my GOD I hate girls like you. "Lyke omgz i'm going 2 wear lyke all this kyoot stuffz to tha gym!!1j!yr47!" NO. STOP IT. The point of going to the gym is to get gross and nasty and WORK YOURSELF. I hope you realize that your pores open up when you sweat and all that make up is going to drain right into your open pores. Ha.

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:35

I hate girls that get dolled up to go to the gym. If you want to impress guys with your stunning good looks do your dressing up for the mall/club/bar/whatever. You go to a gym to work out, and if you're only there to look "cute" and "get guys" you're taking up a machine that a serious person could be using. YDI.