Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making...

By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 012

You deserved it 6 058

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 368

You deserved it 15 870

Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 956

You deserved it 27 095

Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 445

You deserved it 47 505

We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 136

You deserved it 152

Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 714

You deserved it 16 745

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 510

You deserved it 42 604

Rekt

By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 922

You deserved it 15 101

By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 178

You deserved it 3 863

Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 119

You deserved it 6 662

By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 715

You deserved it 5 952

Rubenesque33 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:25

Just try not to be so ugly

rukusrazor 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:35

Want to meet a guy? Pretend your top feel off at a party. You want to work out? Go to a gym, don't **** where you sweat. She's obviously trolling for some moose-headed douche-nozzle.

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pwnrzero 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:19

seriously, your going to the gym you go there to work out, not flirt p.s. funny: OMG IM NUMBER 22 [get over it] c?

louisianagrrrrl 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:26

at least she gave you time...my gym took my pic before i went to work out, gave me a card with a really good pic of me on it but the wrong name...so they said they would do it again after my work out so now I have a gym card with a terrible pic of me.

XenonScreams 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:30

Honestly YDI, people who dress up to go to the gym are retarded. It's for working out, not looking good, and guys dig it when a girl gets nice and sweaty, not when she has mascara dripping from her eyes.

kandy_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:47

If you were all dressed up at the gym, you deserved that. Who the **** does that? But it's possible you were wearing sweats, they were just the "cute" kind, I guess. I dunno. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. But regardless, sometimes when people who aren't that attractive try a lot harder to look hot/cute, they just end up looking more ugly. It's mean, but it's sometimes true.

hootersgirl09 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:56

HAHAHAHAHAHA everyone look at #11

yzarci57 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:56

I disagree with the make-up people, lol. I often don't take the time to take off my mascara (which is waterproof) before I go to the gym. But seriously, dressing up for the gym for a hot guy? What a waste of an occupied machine. YDI

blland 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:27

dump her!!

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:36

no, she meant to look more like you're ready to work out. this isn't a modeling agency, it's a gym, dammit!

beccalee95 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:45

shes a bitch how rude is that hate her sorry. im sure you looked fine

thisisnotmyname 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:17

I can't stand girls that make themselves look ~pretty~ for the ~hot guys~ at the gym. It's the gym, if you're doing it right, you're going to get gross and sweaty.