Kids: Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:03

Did you use your map to get home?

MikeDa1Da 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:07

Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.

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tylerwynn420 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 21:07

su wooi

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:12

You should have asked her opinion first, kids can be good at that.

Ari1337 15

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:24

Laminated? Make me one please?

melrose90210 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:37

Who said Dora doesn't have style?!

sparty12 2

Friday 18 May 2012 0:07

Well if you didn't want to look like Dora then why did you bring in a picture of her and say, "I want my hair to look like that."?

HaniahAhmad 0

Friday 18 May 2012 2:57

It doesn't say anywhere that she brought in a picture of Dora, to the hairstylist and asked to have a haircut like her's.... Get your damn facts straight.

proz 2

Friday 18 May 2012 0:28

how is dat bad?

bedbeawsome 3

Friday 18 May 2012 2:13

Get more confidence loser

TheyCallMeNene 4

Friday 18 May 2012 2:37

Ask Map for directions to a better hairstylist.

HaniahAhmad 0

Friday 18 May 2012 2:54

You'll be so hot with the 5 year olds.

lainzilla 14

Friday 18 May 2012 3:42

She's three years old, I wouldn't take it too seriously.

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