Love: Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend...

By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 17:01

Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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ayamefan13 16

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:42

Wow... he's a jerk.

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:43

What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 2:09

Kill it with fire!

dsl1123 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:09

What a tool, you should dump him

gemini_tw 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 18:43

I really for your sake hope you mean ex-boyfriend

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:28

I can't believe some of the things guys even do. Seriously, I hope you dumped him already.

PieGuu 14

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:40

Cheater cheater pussy eater

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 29 November 2014 6:58

What a dick!

Annihilator257 15

Friday 30 January 2015 5:23

Dump that ass

Simbaby 23

Friday 27 February 2015 7:26

What a douche .. You don't deserve that

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