Love: Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend...

By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 17:01

Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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ayamefan13 16

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:42

Wow... he's a jerk.

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:43

What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.

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chellyX92 8

Sunday 29 July 2012 14:58

Sorry OP you spelled EX-boyfriend wrong.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:50

Leave his inconsiderate ass.

noisebox 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:29

Time to say good bye

ShannyAK 16

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:18

At least there is hot doctors!

FireFlie07 20

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:26

You can do better then him

MissAmz 7

Monday 30 July 2012 0:53

I'm not usually one of those people that says "dump him! Blah blah blah.." but seriously, this dude takes the cake. Find someone worth your time. Xx

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 July 2012 6:24

well he'll probably deny the vow of through sickness and health...if it even gets to that point...which I don't think it will...

sofiq 3

Monday 30 July 2012 9:06

I think you should say ex-boyfriend.. You shouldn't be with someone who does that to you!

sofiq 3

Monday 30 July 2012 9:06

I think you should say ex-boyfriend.. You shouldn't be with someone who does that to you!

Derrrrrrp32 6

Monday 30 July 2012 13:40

Wtg

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