By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
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TrueTriage 16

How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?

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sunkissedluster 20

You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/

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glittercookies 12

She was probably so drunk that she didn't even understand what you were telling her. Still, girls that act that selfish and rude while drunk are just people you don't want to call your best friend.

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jlarae12 10

I don't understand how 36 people can vote that you deserve this :/ I'm sorry OP

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BlowinChronic 18

It's always either trolls or people going for medals. I doubt anyone really thinks that OP deserved it.

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Morqan_Freeman 14

Friends is the family God never gave you they say... I guess we now know why. FYL OP :(

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theballetdancer 5

She was drunk. I'm site there could be another FML like this " Today, my best friend called me with the news she was in the hospital, too drunk to think I told her (she could've waited until after my party, etc.)" Although some people believe drunken words are sober thoughts, that's not true for everyone. Give her another chance.

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drkrissy1331 12

What a great friend you have! Who needs an enemy with friends like that!

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bmgt 4

You missed her party? That's f'n rude op.

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cwjb99 9

You need to make new friends because that right there op is just unreal if i was your friend which im not i would not treat you that way if i was drunk or not

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CharresBarkrey 15

No. That's for hunger. Stomach pains are for actual pain when something is wrong internally (like the extremely painful ovarian cysts)

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DocBastard 38

There's nothing sexier than a girl who is so drunk she yells at her best friend and ignores her pain and cries for help. That's the kind of girl you want to introduce to your parents. The kind you want to settle down with. You know, the YOLO swag types. Yeah. Very alluring.

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_wraith 15

Oh, you mean the extremely classy girls that get those leopard print tattoos on the back of their necks and think the duck face is the best thing since sliced bread. If you snag one of those ladies, keep 'em!

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