Health: Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out...

By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 02:01

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 06:00 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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TrueTriage 16

Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?

sunkissedluster 20

Friday 11 January 2013 3:13

You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/

Comments

AubreyDucrat 8

Friday 11 January 2013 6:19

I've actually had both of these problems at the same time as well.

Saikon1357 25

Friday 11 January 2013 6:28

Great friend you have there OP...

OLYVIAH_fml 3

Friday 11 January 2013 8:00

She is drunk. What do you expect?

theunlovedemo 10

Friday 11 January 2013 9:54

Why are people saying OP deserves this? This is awful :(

Chino29 0

Friday 11 January 2013 12:06

Hey your friend sucks !!!

ViviMage 38

Friday 11 January 2013 12:17

Strange though. I have PCOS and when I rupture a cyst its painful, my poor kidney gets a beating from the inside, and I have crumpled to the floor in pain! My doctors elect to let the body absorb the fluid and no treatment other than oral hormones and otc painkillers are needed. Really? I thought my appendix went for the level of pain I was in.

mrsstaken 12

Saturday 12 January 2013 2:54

I agree most doctors choice to let the body heal naturally from cysts. I have an ovarian cyst rupture, felt like appendicitis, and they just gave me pain killers and said my body would re absorb the fluid.

LillianLattea 6

Friday 11 January 2013 13:14

Mono is the worst OP. I know your pain. it's worse then the tonsillectomy. get better! FYL!

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 11 January 2013 15:56

Some friend. I hope you yelled back that you agree, that you would rather not have had to go to the ER in agony, and how sorry you are that your illness inconvenienced her.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Friday 11 January 2013 17:07

When something really good or really awful happens in your life and all your friend cares about is her own damn self, she isnt really your friend. Reevaluate the friendship and move on.