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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Go forth and NOT multiply

By MirandaKristine - 06/03/2020 12:31 - United States - Miami

Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML

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Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Hahaha - 29/01/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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cupcakechick 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:59

what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:01

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

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SparkOfJade 18

Monday 10 June 2013 6:53

I'm just impressed someone on the internet managed to use "you're" and "your" correctly in the same sentence.

LittleMagicWolf 7

Monday 10 June 2013 7:21

Goddamn! ...Maybe, hopefully, she meant you ultimately control whether babies occur.. Maybe.. D:

babyblueyes 27

Monday 10 June 2013 9:25

I'd say "least I'm getting some"

daboar 5

Monday 10 June 2013 13:16

maybe what she meant was you are taking control of your birth control

avapaige1234 19

Monday 10 June 2013 14:15

Old people can be so bitchy sometimes. Sorry, OP.

cetlawizard 15

Monday 10 June 2013 17:50

I think she meant exactly what she said...just not how you interpreted it...not as is you're ugly, but as in YOU are in control of your body & by NOT having sex-you are your own birth control.

Omniprism 14

Monday 10 June 2013 18:14

I am always in awe of some people's nerve and lack of respect. I'm sorry she's a bitch. I think she was just trying to make her self feel better. Sides beauty is in the eye of the beholder.