By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 564
You deserved it 10 548

Same thing different taste

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what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

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kiraleann 16

Gee, I hope I never have the misfortune of meeting one of these rudely outspoken cashiers that are common on FML. :/

That was plain mean. Tell her to sod off

She's mistaken anyway. A lot of really ugly people get laid all the time like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately, only a selected few earn their deserved Darwin's Awards. Humans are an invasive species that's not under control of Natural Selection anymore. On the contrary, there's now an inverse correlation between success in life and fertility. This means that the smartest of us are reproducing at a much lower rate than those less fortunate. Which is a shame, and leads to a devolution of the human species.

Old people say the best things with a straight face.

oh someones about to lose their job..sorry OP you must be beautiful inside though..maybe

That's harsh & none of her business to be saying