Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle...

By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 11:01

Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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zach2519 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:12

Pics? I mean of your mom.

rickybobby_500 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

i bet your beautiful

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JeanNe91 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:58

hi, stacy.

Atropos_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:04

Your mom buys you clothes at American Eagle. Your life is definitely not ******.

prp11408 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:15

God, i feel for you. I get that all the time! My mom attracts all the attention, i've even had alot of marrige propsals from guys that hope i'll turn out like her. Ugh! =P

amodelqueso 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:15

See since you didnt explain HOW in the world you knew they where SPECIFICALLY whistling at your mom I simply don't believe you bout this one. Oh, and most of the people above me are right, if you're buying entire sets of clothes at American Eagle, your economic status clearly over-rides how attractive or unattractive you are affects the "******-ness" of your life.

soozin 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:25

..Guys, just cause she goes to American Eagle, doesn't necessarily mean that she's 11 or that she's wealthy I know girls who work, only to spend all their money on clothing. And I knew a girl who was of the lower class but remarked that she didn't care if she spent all her parents money on JUICY clothing. God, I hope she's grown up.. (This was during middle school)

Silhouette_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:28

How old is your mom? Or rather... how old does she look?

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:32

Hey, if your moms a MILF then there's no problem.

alliexdork 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:32

Thats happened to me once lol

theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:48

wait...everyone thinks American Eagle is for wealthy people? are you ******** me? its like moderate end clothing.. not designer JESUS. where do you live? in the west? anyways. yeah this happened to me too, but i just got over it. pretty soon it started happening to me.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:02

#29 - American Eagle not designer? Are you ******** me? Also, their clothing is expensive and ugly, I'd rather spend 10 bucks on a nice looking shirt than 50 bucks on a hoodie that looks like it was poorly manufactured.