Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle...

By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 11:01

Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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zach2519 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:12

Pics? I mean of your mom.

rickybobby_500 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

i bet your beautiful

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Rodgpodge 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:48

post pics of your mom?

cyberhoy 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:30

i know some pretty hot moms but isn't really an FML ive episodes of Maury where the girls boyfriend/fiance had sex with her mother that's an FML

jaygill12 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:42

How can you possibly know if they were whistling at your mother? Did you go ask them yourself?

400382 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:47

if you're still getting mommy to shop for your clothes then maybe you're not really old enough to have guys gawking over you :)

youreawhore 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:08

MILF? Also stop making assumptions about the OP's appearance, just because she responded to some whistling doesn't make her ugly/fat/desperate, it sounds like they were actually cute, young guys if she would smile back.

Leoplum 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:20

And that's what you get for shopping at American Eagle.

anaphaseii 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:45

Would this be the wrong place to say that I got one of my favorite shirts this year at AE on the sale rack for like $7? Everything else was too expensive for me, what can I say.

sLap_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:49

yes, american eagle is quite expensive. all their stuff looks the same and the only thing decent that comes from their store are jeans. you are not 11 just because you shop there, maybe where you live just doesn't have any decent stores..

smarties25 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:08

akward...

castnerinho 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:53

how can you know?

dg72592_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:40

dang a lot of american eagle hate lol. its just a store, like any other it can have bargains on clearance & it can have overpriced crap. i have a few jeans and tank tops from there, i also have a few jeans & tank tops from the salvation army... they all look nice and were decently priced so who cares? also... it is not designer, nor is hollister. designer would be like dolce & gabbana, gucci, fendi, prada, ferragamo etc. basically if it is named after the clothing designer.