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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 21:50 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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By gotta_respond - 10/01/2015 19:22 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Jeff - 25/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML

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jkmartinjk 16

Friday 15 February 2013 2:52

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

kakarot2 11

Friday 15 February 2013 2:52

Were you able to save your groceries?

Comments

shaww 28

Friday 15 February 2013 3:07

with no one around to help?

nakiarain 9

Friday 15 February 2013 3:08

I hope the fml isn't about you being a 15 year old virgin. There's nothing wrong with that.

Poppipuff 14

Friday 15 February 2013 3:27

I guess it's more about a guy chasing him with a knife, but who knows.

nakiarain 9

Friday 15 February 2013 23:43

Hah well I know that..I guess I just meant that he shouldn't be upset about being 15 and a virgin

timberwolf408 7

Friday 15 February 2013 3:11

you met stiffler's dad?

buckdharma 36

Friday 15 February 2013 3:36

You almost lost your virginity op. That wasn't his knife!

MidnaLink 33

Friday 15 February 2013 6:01

Just a guess, but I think a fifteen year old would know a knife from a dick.

GrinchFu1 27

Friday 15 February 2013 3:38

Man, I wish cool stuff like that happened to me!

BunchieRules 31

Friday 15 February 2013 6:53

You wish you would get chased by a crazy man with a knife? That could be arranged...

GrinchFu1 27

Thursday 21 February 2013 23:57

At least that would make for an interesting day!

JROTCAFAF 2

Friday 15 February 2013 3:55

That's crazy. Hey if you see that person again chase him around the block with a knife. Paybacks a bitch lol

Stefanie88 24

Friday 15 February 2013 3:55

wahh wahh 15-year-old virgin my life sucksss. seriously? I agree, YLS for the man chasing you around, but don' t be in such a hurry to grow up !

Megan98 18

Friday 15 February 2013 5:26

He's just stating he's a fifteen year old virgin, meaning he did not sleep with that guys wife...

thewife5 19

Friday 15 February 2013 4:12

I don't think he's complaining about being a 15-year-old virgin. I believe he just stated that fact to say.. I'm to young and inexperienced to sleep with a married woman. Op, good luck, that is some scary mistaken identity.