Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls....

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:46

That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.

kellanlvr 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:49

well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..

Comments

Carma25 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:55

was it a good movie..?

starrysky4 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:17

why did this comment get low rating but the comment above got high? they're the same

ariestiger15 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 14:54

hahaha

studder333 4

Friday 11 November 2011 4:42

I know I was wondering the same thing!

MrPlopper 9

Monday 28 January 2013 6:01

Because **** you, that's why

jackrileymac 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:57

shoulda took one when you had the chance

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:15

agreed. EPIC FAIL!!!

CobraKitNu 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:02

Awww.. I would have made-out with you.

peter96d 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:14

yeah but.. ur a fox

haiti4life 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:02

WTF?? You sat there and took ir?

Osito2011 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:12

he took it like a champ lol...poor op

demetrius19 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:02

lol sucks maybe next time

nanacup 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:38

hetman :)

jhill16 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 21:22

hey hot stuff

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:19

boobs

courage2142 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:11

That really blows dude.

stepherly 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:12

don't worry. you'll be the one getting the girls when he gets mono.

SexyQueen0905 24

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:13

That sucks, dude. That must've been kind of embarrassing. At least you're not a man-***** like your friend, that's a consolation.

MrXerxes5 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:16

Was the movie any good?

MsSoulReaper 27

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:18

We girls seem like tools -_- Why would they both make out with the same dude? OP, you don't want them get a girl but you should have went for it! Apparently they'll make out with the same guy so why not you too.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:24

It's kinda gross to swap spit with some **** who was just doing it with your best friend... That's like indirectly kissing a dude through a nasty girl.