By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.

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kellanlvr 1

well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..

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Acaprice14 9

I'm sure they'd rather sound then look like a ****. *cough*you*cough*

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CateXOX 0

The girls in the FML don't sound like *****, they are *****. They made out with one guy, knowing that the other was making out with the same guy.

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sematariux 7

and kellan I just pictured you as one of the girls not because your a **** or anything just because your HoT hahah

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eablue_fml 6

its hard to find people these days who arent slutes :( .. dont worry, u didnt miss out on anything other than hiv..

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a_nutritionist 10

and you arent missing out on anything except an understanding of STI epidemiology.

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BWill9014 4

I'm guessing he invited the girls... which is the main problem... always invite your own girl bro... never rely on someone else to bring one for you because odds are... if he invited them... they are there for him then lol

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rldostie 19

Wow. Judgmental much? Jeez. Everyone has individual sexual needs/desires. What you call lacking self respect might be adventurous, kinky, or just fun for someone else. Learn that the world doesn't revolve around your interpretation of sex.

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homydclown 1

Wtf is this bitch trippin about? ^

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a_nutritionist 10

@203 i agree, @13 judging their behaviour as wrong is worse than the behaviour itself. it shows your lack of tolerance and close mindedness. their behaviour is not self depreciating as much as youd like it to be, so im guessing that opinion comes from either a place of jealousy or ignorance.

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MuchDance90s 0

203, your point has been made. now stfu and have a rank to your preferred fantasy. you need to chill.

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Kn0wledge123 21

WTF are you guys talking about?? 13 never said anything about their behavior!! He said next time invite your own chick! God, you people are stupid.

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a_nutritionist 10

@256 comment 13 and 14 kept swapping around. this is why the responses make no sense in this context.

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AnneFTW 17

Wow those girls obviously have no respect for themselves - F their lives and your friend's who needs two girls in order to feel good about himself.

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godmax1 3

I think anybody would feel good for getting two girls. I know I did

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KBip11 0

why you gotta hate the man did good. haha

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Anyone can make out with two ******. If those women had any self respect he would have only got one if any. If most of us men could stop thinking with your dick, and use your head once in awhile, there would be less STD's and problems.

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bnofziger 0

yeah any one who would do that is a douche!

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jmorin 0

I woulda punched him in the mouth then left.

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shaniecerb 0

^good.they need punishment

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a_nutritionist 10

someone sounds jealous, eh 66? or are you just that much of a judgemental ****?

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shaniecerb 0

haha.ok.everyone judges so dont act like you dont.they are ***** but for the record it was a joke.u must be a **** yourself.classy

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shaniecerb 0

and u must have no life if u feel the need to unnecesarily call me out..fuckn loser

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1215116a 14

It sucks when your a left out person in a group but all I can say about your friend is DAMN!

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