Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing....

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Parkour!

By ohjoy - 18/11/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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garuru 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

thatssomeBS 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:16

It coulda been worse. He could have told his daughter to walk home by herself while he stayed and helped "your new mommy" to "fix her pants."

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:46

Accidents happen. That wasn't deliberate on your part. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.

zomgkatie 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:07

YDI for wearing pants. :)

Anthrophobia 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:07

That's exactly what I thought after reading this, Thatguywhotrolls.

Brenda_a5 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:12

maybe u had an ugly butt? lol

everydayisfml07 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

I don't find this to be, in anyway whatsoever, an FML or YDI. it's a win(:

kamkak 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:19

ydi for not wearing underwear

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:13

lmao funny :) " the man and his daughter left " what did you want him to do sit there and look at your ass ? id say FTL because you made them leave :( lol

Conker37224 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:57

What does the man and his daughter have to do with this, of course they are going to leave why would they stay to see that? You could have just stopped at leaving your arse exposed.