Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing....

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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You deserved it 34 638

By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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You deserved it 4 048

By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 41 588

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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You deserved it 5 215

If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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You deserved it 39 398

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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You deserved it 745

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 126

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 897

Parkour!

By ohjoy - 18/11/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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You deserved it 34 597

Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 6 156

garuru 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

thatssomeBS 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Comments

gman81 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:33

that must've been funny!

BrownSugar_fml 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:33

you can't swing with your pants on man!!!

Shokz992 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:24

Eye see what you did there! :D

justicecream 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:59

y'all need to think about that some ones pants getting torn off by a swing set hahaha

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:11

Would you prefer he stayed there gawking at your bare ass?

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:23

Keepin' it classy, New Jersey

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:28

They're from "Joisey" it was probably The Situation

Person1233 12

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:45

I hate that damn show. It should be called "Orange Freaks From New York Invade The Jersey Shore."

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:30

WTF? What happened to the rest of my fricken comment?

Galanothwolf 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:14

Yah got moderated son

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:58

Why? I didn't say anything bad. Just that it was him and Snooky! Also I said no,I don't watch the show! That's it! I think it might have something to do with this

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:00

.....iPod!!! See it happened again!

x805xUnknown 6

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:36

C'mon man! Your lookin' lika' Foooo with yo' pants on da' ground...

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:01

...Freakin iPod!!

Galanothwolf 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:50

What about your ******?

muffinmanyahurd 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:01

what are you, 8? that's what your dumbass gets for jumping out of a swing like a ******* special ed kid. grow up. i'm glad everyone got to see your dora the explorer underroos, you immature shit stain.

x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:06

I sense some anger and frustration... I hear getting laid helps. Try it? OP - FYL.

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 17:50

^^ hehe that's AWESOME.. I praise you. XD

muffinmanyahurd 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:30

or...maybe...just maybe...i realize this is a website called FML and i can make fun of someone for doing stupid things if i want to. and i'm a grown ass person, so i don't race people to the house. grow the **** up. that shit is lame. this aint the romper room, bitch.