By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Same thing different taste

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he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?

Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.

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thedeepthinker 0

I wouldn't be embarrassed at all, i would just stand there and calmly look at that woman, wiggling my stiffy with pride and waving it menacingly in front of her face. I would make her more nervous and embarrassed than me so that she just wants to get it over with, and she'll think twice before asking me to pull my pants down again.

nullfactor 0

She's probably seen it, before, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. In fact, my wife used to be a nurse's aide for an assisted living center. My wife would come home with stories, quite often, of her male patients that would spontaneously sprout wood. Don't misunderstand, I'm not comparing you with an old person who lives in assisted living. I'm just saying that those who work in medical-related fields see that all the time. No worries.

Did she manage to get the ***** out of your ass? (Don't stick it all the way in next time)

itman3456 0

She's probably used to it by now. Why else would she get that boob job?