Valentine's slay, Living together and Love: Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate... - FML

By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 16:00

Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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mrguy266 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:18

How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?

maskedman 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:23

at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.

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fionasupercool 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:45

I don't get why people cheat.

desiwonder 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:07

ouch, :

Federgirl 19

Friday 7 February 2014 20:47

bummer...did u approach him or just not doing anything?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 20 July 2014 15:33

What's with the YDI comments?

themanontheedge 13

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:39

please tell me you trashed him

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 2 October 2019 19:55

I can never figure out how someone could not know their partner is married. surely he was not spending all or most nights with you. didnt you wonder about that? ydi

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