By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
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mrguy266 0

How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?

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maskedman 9

at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.

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kemar7856 0

why are all these boyfriends on fml married lmao

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wordgirl 0

Well, at least you know now rather than later. FYL for sure. Yikes.

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perdix 29

FIRST! (OK, I know I;m really 107th) But I'm the FIRST to say: Threesome!!! What a great Valentine's Day that's going to be! (I can't believe over 100 comments have been posted and no one's mentioned the three-way.)

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Actually, it's a foursome (you know that YOU are gonna end up pestering them into letting you join).

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perdix 29

More like a tag-team wrestling match. Instead of a tap on the shoulder, I'm gonna conk him on the head with a brick and work my magic on the female team. Maybe, I'll barge in as the clothes start to come off, so I can plow the fields when they are fresh and he can get sloppy thirds and fourths. Yeah, that's it!

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sounds like a plan :] Good luck with that, sir.

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

Perdix, you come up with some of the craziest, asinine, and most insane shit my virgin eyes have ever dared to read. Kudos for making my day.

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gazelle_fml 0

ok now that's effed!!!!!

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poofiex3 0

dammm i dont know what to sayyy

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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