Love: Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still...

By Toolate - 10/10/2012 08:26 - United States - Bristol

Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 11/10/2011 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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bjobabygirl 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:34

Sorry to hear that, but if you really loved her you wouldn't have let her go

CrassKal 27

Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:35

You knew you would be asking for pain when you decided to go.

Comments

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 12 October 2012 1:25

All these comments blaming op for breaking up with his ex as being ydi really show just how immature fmlers are. There are other reasons ontop of love that hold a relationship together. Love is not sufficient enough. Ah the naive.

daps29 11

Friday 12 October 2012 4:24

This breaks my depressed heart.

StephenStills 6

Friday 12 October 2012 12:43

You ended it and you want us to feel sorry for you? Uh yeah, not happening. Live and learn I guess.

The_F3rris 11

Friday 12 October 2012 13:39

You remind me of almost all my exs OP.

DaSandman 9

Friday 12 October 2012 16:34

then why dump her...?

Lexiaomi 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 6:51

Indeed.

lonmar01 1

Monday 15 October 2012 23:11

I'll be honest, when I first read this post I thought it was about him walking in on her boyfriend 'giving her pleasure' took me a few re-reads to work out what it really meant

TallMist 32

Thursday 29 November 2012 19:49

Maybe he thought he wasn't good enough for her, so, even though he loved her, he broke up with her. We don't know what happened.

MisUnFortunate 31

Friday 18 April 2014 4:04

155, I did that once...

iAmLauRawr 10

Friday 15 February 2013 3:20

The exact thing was going through my mind! i thought it was weird that the family was crying teers of joy while their daughter was getting licked out o.O