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That must have been hard to take
Sorry, don't think about it too much. There's always another time, maybe another female.
Just another episode of 'Angry House Wives'
Wow a whole section of down votes. Pathetic.
And you're one of them 99
Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then
Thank you!
Maybe she was so excited that she didn't even pay attention to the noises she was making. Then OP scared her for life and now everytime she'll be having sex she'll be trying to avoid making any noises. Good job OP you probably traumatized your girlfriend.
Read the post again. #3
He was asking if she is too?
I couldn't enjoy that, I wouldn't have even tried to continue. I probably would have gotten dressed and left, even if it was my house.
#54 how do you agree? He was talking about the fake moaning from the girl, unless of course you're a lesbian If so then just ignore me
She might just be agreeing that it's stupid for a girl to fake it. I know I can agree with that.
I think you both overreacted. It's ok for a girl to moan ahead of time but I don't think she should have left over your comment.
Moan about what? If he's not doing anything and she starts moaning I can understand why it would be a complete turn off. Not only that but she could be a faker if she's moaning before anythings even started
Since when is a woman's pleasure directly connected to the guys penis? The mind is a powerful thing and women have wet dreams and fantasies just like men. As someone who genuinely makes a lot of noise in bed this pisses me off, sometimes moans come out simply because you're looking at them, appreciating their body and the way they're touching you or looking at you and you just moan out of excitement. Sure maybe she was faking, but just a little insight into a different kind of sexual response for those who can't see this being a normal thing.
Thanks 47! I agree!
#63, I'd imagine some sort of small moan that slips the lips would have been fine for OP but they described it as pornstar moaning which everyone knows sounds horrifically fake. Like #47 said moaning before any actual activity has happened is quite common but I'd describe it more of a "whimper" (not the crying kind, that'd be weird) or a "delicate moan" that almost accidentally comes out. Fake moans are a turn off and just sound too "staged".
#47 He said "fake moaning like a pornstar" have you ever heard a pornstar moan? I mean sure what you said is true but that would be a slight moan or something more subtle not some load moan before it even starts. My girlfriend tends to moan in anticipation but its only slightly not what OP is talking about and if you start moaning like a pornstar before he even does anything it could embarrass him as much as loosing the boner embarrassed his girl, it might make him feel obsolete, as if he's not needed and that would kill a boner
Next time you get ready to do it pretend you already came early and see how she responds.
Or she was just really turned on and actually moaning. Smooth move, costello.
Moaning to something not even inside of her? It's kind of hard to gain pleasure from nothing.
Foreplay is enough for many people to start moaning. Maybe OPs girlfriend just got embarrassed though.
What 18 said. All the original post says is that he hadn't entered her yet, not that he was sitting there playing cards. If they were in the middle of foreplay, moaning is pretty normal.
If she's a virgin too, and watched some **** beforehand, she probably just thought she was doing the right thing and was embarrassed when you called her out on it.
She moaned like a PORNSTAR, which means loud as ****. I doubt you'll be screaming without anything inside.
My condolences on the amazing sex you've never had, 78.
I'm pretty sure if he was doing foreplay he wouldn't have understood the fact that she was moaning and wouldn't have posted this FML
*would've
at least you can tell your friends that you got her to moan like a pornstar
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Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then
She denied moaning? You both have ears- that was a dumb excuse. She may have been embarrassed, but that was an overreaction on her part.