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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Steele

Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML

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By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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ChelseaChops 1

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:05

PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.

AK 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:07

What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

Comments

needanewway2fly 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:31

well obviously you're not "deathly" allergic, otherwise you'd be dead and not able to post this FML, you're just allergic so get over it, lots of people are allergic to bees

kudaman 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:44

see if his nuts are allergic to your boot????

summer66_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:48

what a bastard!!!

xchd22x 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:36

your boyfriend is an asshole he deserves a straight forward kick in the NUTS and then push him in the bushes to see if he is allergic too..that will teach him a lesson

goodness_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:00

he should be charged for attempted murder...

xxletsxrock 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:13

Ouch that sucks. On the upside, now you know to get an epi pen. I found out I was allergic to bees when my friend decided to aggravate a bee's nest by tugging on the branch it was on. I feel your pain.

anonymous2323 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:22

Is this real? What kind of a guy would actually push a girl into a bush of bees to "see" if she allergic? If that's true, then I'm very sorry and I hope he gets what he deserves.