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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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alycion 38

Sunday 18 August 2019 6:25

Nothing wrong with a little humor when things aren’t going right. Lightens the load, takes pressure off. Best line ever.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 14:28

I knew it was bullshit when I kept getting told "girls like nerds these days".

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alycion 38

Sunday 18 August 2019 6:25

Nothing wrong with a little humor when things aren’t going right. Lightens the load, takes pressure off. Best line ever.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 14:28

I knew it was bullshit when I kept getting told "girls like nerds these days".

sarkycow 25

Wednesday 21 August 2019 10:13

Some of us truly do! Had my husband said this I would have burst out laughing and kissed him. Sometimes I don't understand members of my own sex 😤😐

Seeya55 31

Sunday 18 August 2019 18:50

Well he wasn't wrong, it sometimes take a few minutes, he just verbally told you so!

acmariner99 25

Sunday 18 August 2019 21:07

Clever!!

Peaches1914 13

Monday 19 August 2019 5:38

Is there sex education offered any more in learning institutions?

Sarah Emmons_80368934 6

Tuesday 27 August 2019 5:40

It’s not that easy to just get hard again right after coming lol some guys are super sensitive afterwards

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