Miscellaneous: Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested...

By zboy_123 - 23/08/2009 18:33 - India

Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

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By edhere4u2nv - 06/06/2012 18:51 - United States - Ozone Park

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

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Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By Wouldntitbeniceif - 01/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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By Me - 27/09/2015 09:53 - Australia

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

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By meme71 - 21/02/2011 10:22

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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thatoneguy1123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:56

Try doing it in your own home. Meditation or masturbation. There two of the best things to do alone

imnojerk 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:05

what better place to get peace of mind than your own room? xP

Comments

DynamicDave 11

Monday 24 August 2009 0:14

Lmao I just heard that sinf

sadkiddo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:21

Take a chill pill, dude.

screwtaylor 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:23

Take some depression pills, Indian dude.

blacktiger123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:26

Getting lost aggravates my nerves too. FYl.

colonel_crunk 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:31

LOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOL

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:37

My career as a troll isn't working out... Can u guys at least try to get pissed at me pls. thanks

tmptmptmp 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:03

#19 I freaking hate trolls, you loser. You have nothing to do all day so you just troll fmylife. Get a life. I hate you #19! (Is that good enough?)

regalarius 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:05

DIE DIE DIE DIE INSERT FLAME HERE FIRAGA FLARE AGANANZER'S SCORCHER worthless piece of Internet trash. Go suck your mommy's schlong before daddy and daddy kick your ass. (I ordinarily don't feed the trolls but your ple was hilarious :-D) OP - Wow, that sucks. What do you do?

_rawrasaur_ 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:34

there's an FML all on its own ;D

plexico 3

Monday 24 August 2009 0:41

I just thought it was we American men who were the world's most ridiculous stubborn asses for never asking directions. I was relieved to see the OP was from India. I would hate to think what would happen if his mom suggested he visit a whorehouse!

Piejamas 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:46

#19 I am so pissed off with you right now

ihateharrypotter 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:52

yayy a post by a fellow indian..that's awesome lol..although, i have to say that i've never met a depressed indian..we're always so highly motivated and are used to living in a rut.