By Anonymous - 07/11/2012 15:44 - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28

It's those horn-mones.

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Pleonasm 35

Hormones? What a load of bull. But OP, I hope you and your partner are bovine.

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unknown_user5566 26

Mooving right along, I'd say OP has a bone to pick with her boyfriend.

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Pleonasm 35

You're milking the joke for all it's worth now, Kyleekay, but it's udderly hilarious, good job! A very amoosing read.

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Denomic 9

Well guys, this has been the greatest pun reaction I've ever seen in FML, I'm proud.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Hopefully you didn't get stabbed with the horns.... D:

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ohSNAPyall 26

That would be two words, so I figured OP was talking about megaphones.

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Feared 9

And how do you know that they are okay?

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unknown_user5566 26

Considering OP lived to tell her tale, it's safe to assume any injuries she may have sustained weren't life threatening.

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SkoomaKi 27

*OP looks at Kyleekay's comment with a disfigured face and misty eyes*

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perdix 29

#28, well, the boyfriend could have been gored to death for all we know. Some people's "I told you so" attitude is so strong, it supercedes death.

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RS808 6

I guess the more appropriate comment here would be "at least you're alive".

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perdix 29

A set of bullhorns? Why does he need a set? I have only one bullhorn and I use it to walk around my neighborhood in the wee hours and tell everyone my political and theological views. After the security patrol tases me and confiscates it, I just yell. These people need the message!

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AholeCop 11

If you had a set...you could continue using the horn after the security patrol confiscates one...Her boyfriend is obviously the plan ahead type.

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Zedd_fml 8

Yes yes, it's not about having a bullhorn, it's about sending a message. -Joker would be proud of you.

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tsent8 15

Ha just a set? I have 2 sets I do this every night !

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tsent8 15

Ha just a set? I have 2 sets I do this every night !

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unknown_user5566 26

Why in the world would he do that in the first place? Is that some sort of decoration for people now?

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unknown_user5566 26

D'oh. I feel stupid now. I thought OP meant the horns you talk into to make your voice louder.

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lilmisslovely13 15

The puns have already run their course

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txbelle210 5

It wasn't even funny the first time... Lame.

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ShannyAK 16

You never know... They could be getting it on, after all the fml says 2am so doesbt mean they are sleeping

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

I know a lot of people like them, but I can't help but feel like any form of mounted animal trophies are just really creepy at night.

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unknown_user5566 26

Agreed! Mounted animals and dolls are probably the creepiest things ever; I feel like their eyes follow me around the room.

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Acik91 26

And a wardrobe's open door, too. The ultimate night scare.

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Noxialis 9

#31 - I personally prefer dolls to follow me around with their eyes over the alternative. Imagine how creepy it'd be to have a doll categorically avoid eye contact.

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SortOfSexy 4

If you mess with the bull you get the horns.. In the face apparently.

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