By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 837
You deserved it 32 267

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

I_Own_Ubers 0

that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess

Comments

AndreaHatesYou1 0

First of all, this isn't an FML. Who cares? Anyone can estimate a cup size by looking at you. Second- you really can't remember two digits and a letter? I've been sized at Victoria's Secret and never had to ask them to write down my size. It's not a very hard thing to remember.

I_Own_Ubers 0

timbo the point is that everyone can see the size of your rack without it written on a piece of paper, handing someone your dick size is a completely different situation

They probably give out the cards because they got tired of taking back used bras that didn't fit because someone misheard what the salesperson said.

ihatestupidppl 0

Just to clear up the whole card thing: No, the point of the card is NOT to remind you of your bra size. (Although it can be for that too. Remember, a woman does NOT have the same bra size all the time, it will change a lot over the course of her life. Gaining weight, losing weight, pregnancy, yadda yadda) It's a reminder about specific bras. Victoria's Secret has like 50 bajillion styles to choose from and a lot of women don't want to look through all of them every time they shop. So, the card lists your size and check marks next to the styles that you like so that next time you come in, you can hand the card to an employee and she can point you in the right direction. Or, if your boyfriend/husband wants to buy you something and has no idea about sizes, you can give the card to him and he doesn't have to waste his time standing in a store he's uncomfortable at in the first place, holding bras up to his own chest for some sort of odd comparison (yes, I work there and I've seen this happen many many times). It's just a "make everyone's life easier" tool.

Yeah, like they cared, or even realized what was on it. It's not like bra sizes aren't that hard to tell, I mean, your boobs are on your chest. Do you get embarrassed when people look at you?

dspadres 0

YDI not because you're an idiot but because: who cares?

MangeMoi_fml 0

Its not like the ticket person knew what he/she was looking at..they probably didnt even read it. They just knew it wasnt a ticket.

How is this an FML? People can actually see the size of your breasts you know. This would've been an fml if it was a guy with a tiny penis accidentally giving a note with his penis size on it.

Im gonna carry around a card that says 9 inches on it, hand it to people when asked for a ticket then wink at them.